live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

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Anonymous Asked:
I'm glad for it. You made my day.

Awh! I’m ecstatic to hear it. I’m glad I made someone’s day.

Anonymous Asked:
Why do you hate Australia? Lmao (:

I don’t. I just very much understand that there are many parts that are quite desolate. Roughly 70% of the entire population of Australia resides in a coastal or near-coastal region. The wildlife is evil. Most things are deadly or painful.

Anonymous Asked:
Because you always get asked questions so why not me?

I rarely get asks, but I’m happy to oblige you.

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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno, via nettylove)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via nettylove)

piltdownlad:

inneroptics:

Hunter S. Thompson

manual typewriters… because otherwise, you’re only a writer if you have a power outlet.

(via moonvixen)

vintageclassiccars:

Raquel Welch loved her Ferrari.

Anonymous Asked:
Hmm...good question. I'm going to say yes.

Might I inquire as to why you requested that I ask you a question?

Anonymous Asked:
I want you to ask me a question.

Do you think reading to children in a fully-developed manner is a catalyst for intellectual growth?

"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"

Unknown (via whskey)

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